The Case of the King Of Clubs

Hello? Yes, this is the Falken speaking. Oh, Martha, I'm glad you called. They left to include me out tonight, Angel. I'm on my way to Berlin. That's right, Berlin. Seems Army Intelligence needs a troubleshooter in Germany.

I know, I don't like it either. That's the sort of assignment that kills me. Once again, the National Broadcasting Company brings you the transcribed adventures of the Falken, Starring Les Damon, the adventures of the Falcon, dedicated to private investigators everywhere.

Those hard-hitting detectives who liked Mike Waring risked their lives to aid law enforcement agencies. So join him now when the Falcon solves the case of the King of Clubs. I don't know how you feel about advertisements, personally I love them.

Especially the one that goes never underestimate the power of a woman. Leave me Shakespeare never poured more truth into fewer words. Just go through the pages of history. Eve, Delilah, Cleopatra, Lily Tisson. And if you've never met Lily, this is your chance.

She's the luscious looking female, making with the lipstick in her apartment or the tear garken girl in. And though our armed forces may occupy West Germany, it works both ways. Lily keeps our armed forces occupied.

Who is it? It's me, Lily, open up. Just a moment. Jimmy Darling. What a wonderful surprise. I thought you'd be busy at the office. I had to see you, Lily. I've been going out of my mind since last night.

You're sweet. Every time I think of you. You only behave yourself. Now, you bad boy. Look what you've done to my hair. Oh, I ran into some character on your landing. Who was he? How should I know?