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The Case of the Substitute Target

The Adventures of the Falcon · 1951 · 29 min · 4,873 words

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Hello. Yes, this is the Falcon speaking. Oh, Bob-bro. Now, thanks for calling, but tonight is out, Angel. I have to teach some gangsters that you can't get away with murder, especially since the murder they want to get away with is mine.

This is Ed Hurley, he friends, inviting you on behalf of the craft foods company to listen to the adventures of the Polken, starring Lance Damon. You met the Polken first in his best-selling novel. Then you saw him in his thrilling motion picture series.

Now join him on the air when the Falcon solves the case of the substitute target. Before we join the Falcon for his latest adventure, I'd like to tell you about nine of the handiest little menu helpers you have ahead in your kitchen.

They're the nine famous craft cheese spreads, and they really are handy for making snacks and sandwiches, salad toppings and appetizers. All of the craft cheese spreads, the mild tasting ones and the sharp tasting ones too, are delicious.

And they're all the very finest quality because they're made by craft. The name craft on cheese or cheese foods means the very finest you can buy. So tomorrow, yet several of the nine famous cheese spreads made by craft.

Oh, the case of the substitute target. It's Sunday night in the expensive New York apartment of Inreso. Inreso is a fat-balled mobster who is at the moment taking a vent pushing around from a tall young man who seems definitely to mean business.

Alright, Inreso, who is it? When you talk and... Oh, you know, oh, my finger! You shouldn't have reached for that drawer. What are you looking for? A gun? Here's one, only I'll hold it. There's no use looking around for protection, Inreso, I'm your protection.

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