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The Case of the Vanishing Varmint

The Adventures of the Falcon · 1951 · 29 min · 5,095 words

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The craft food scopper brings you the adventures of the Falcon starring less Damon Hello Yes, this is the fourth and speaking oh Alice I'm glad you called They like to cut me out tonight angel. I'm busy on a case Some boy I know is coming over from sing sing and I wish he wouldn't to me. It sounds like a bad break

This is Ed Hurley, he friends, inviting you on behalf of the craft food scumbly to listen to the adventures of the Falcon. You met the Falcon first in his best-selling novels. Then you saw him in his thrilling motion picture series.

Now join him on the air when the Falcon solves the case of the vanishing garment. Miracle Whip has the flavor so pleasing. Miracle Whip tastes the lively, so teasing. Miracle Whip. Only one of its kind.

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See why it's America's favorite salad dressing. The one and only. Miracle Whip. Oh, the case of the vanishing garment. It's Wednesday evening in Manhattan. An upstate a gentleman named Paul Mackenzie is taking life easy.

Not that Mr. Mackenzie is lazy. He's not working because he had an argument with the state of New York and unfortunately he came out second best. Alright Mackenzie inside. Ah, hiya, Mac. Drop dead, what is it?

I don't know what's your matter with you. Set the New York paper. Yeah. What's here, Hawaiian? I'm doing a crossword puzzle. You know a five letter word for burglar? You're trying to be funny? Ah, see, 17 across?

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