The Case of the Proud Papa

The craft food company brings you the adventures of the Falcon, starring Les Teman. Hello? Yes, this is the Falcon speaking. Oh, Dinah. I'm glad you called. Now I have to have a rain check, Angela, I'm all jammed up.

Mm-hmm. Some boy, I know just figured out a way to make a fortune, and I've got to prove to him that sometimes a million isn't worth shooting for. This is Ed Hurlough. He friends, inviting you on behalf of the craft food company, makers of Miracle Whip, to join the Falcon in tonight's thrilling adventure as he solves

the case of the proud papa. Before the Falcon solves tonight's case, let's listen to this. Miracle Whip has a flavour so pleasing. Miracle Whip tastes reliably so pleasing. Miracle Whip. Only one of its kind.

Miracle Whip. Best salad dressing you'll find. Miracle Whip tastes really good. Not too sharp, not too mild, but just exactly right. And Miracle Whip tastes different too, different from any other salad dressing. Try it yourself.

See why it's America's favorite salad dressing. The one and only, Miracle Whip. The case of the proud papa. It's Wednesday evening in New York. in a small hotel room on Manhattan's west side. A brunette named Rita Jordan quenches her first.

Then when Rita hears a knock on the door, she hardly hides the bottle, proving conclusively it doesn't contain solar pump. Who is it? Me. Just a second of your pillow, Johnny. What were you doing that took you...

Don't you want to kiss me? I had it out, Rita. You smell like a saloon. Well, it's a nice thing to say. I told you to lay off the stuff. Honestly Leo, I haven't had a drink in Ireland.