Overjord Caper

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Just one call it an excursion, Sam. He left for literature. Final aid today. Just look at it and it says it's late. My wife says three minutes a minute to mine. Now there you see it is later than we think.

I was long too, though I said it by the radio. Well, pick it up and set it in your favorite chair. I'll be right down to dictate my report on the overjoyed caper or... ...

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, don't say that word again, have you? I didn't mean in a financial sense, you guys. There you go again.

I meant we poor models as it must do all men, Sam. We're all clay-footed after all, merely leaving footprints in the sands of time. You need a vacation, now. Maybe you better take that excursion.