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Eddie Sells Cemetary Plots

The Adventures of Maisie · September 14, 1950 · 29 min · 3,819 words

The transcript of “Eddie Sells Cemetary Plots”, an episode of The Adventures of Maisie first broadcast September 14, 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Adventures of Maisie plays The Adventures of Maisie free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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I of fave say how about a little c- I don't see a question, buddy. The Adventures of Maisie, Starring and Southerners. I'll remember Metro Goldwood Mayor's famous Maisie Victor. In just a moment you'll hear Maisie and Radio starring the same glamorous star you all went to see and loved on the screen.

And Southerners, but first you're an outer. I'm Maisie, like the fella said, Maisie the beer. But comes challenge to the world outside.

Believe me, I've found out a long time ago that you can't be a dreamer in a realist at the same time. If you're going to have your heads in the clouds and your feet in the ground, you're going to wind up with your back to the wall.

So to keep body and soul and stomach on speaking terms, I take odd jobs and believe me, some of the jobs I've taken are odd enough to make Riffley's call. A couple of weeks ago, I got a job as a cigarette girl, one of those slant joints in Nevada.

But I quit because some of the men at the science table make too many passes. Right now I'm on the train going back to Brooklyn in my fellow city town. And those passes haven't stopped.

I've had to change my seat five times already. Dave babe, how about? Six times. Oh, conductor, conductor. Yes, Maisel. Oh, it's a new game. Well, what's the complaint this time that the engineer blowed the train whistle just when you finally fell off?

When you finally fell asleep again? Oh, oh no, the engineer's been very nice about that. I appreciate your talking, Clint, from that scene. Oh, not at all, Miss. I just couldn't live with myself if I thought that you weren't enjoying every moment of our little jaunt or the hill in day.

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