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The Orphanage

The Adventures of Maisie · August 24, 1950 · 26 min · 3,031 words

The transcript of “The Orphanage”, an episode of The Adventures of Maisie first broadcast August 24, 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Adventures of Maisie plays The Adventures of Maisie free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Hiya, Dave. Hey. How about... Ouch. Did that answer your question, buddy? Years of Macy's starring Ann Southertt. For metrical and mares, famous Maisie picture. In just a moment, you'll hear Maisie in radio. Starring the same glamorous star you all went to see and logged on the screen Ann Southertt.

But first, you're an outler. Yeah, I'm Maisie, like the fellow just said, Maisie vivir. Just a girl who don't go around looking for trouble. The trouble wants me to come and find me. The trouble is, it always does.

Like today, for instance, I'd added an ad to workers of governance for some rich family, and quit after one day. The reason? Backward child and forward father. I was traveling back home to Brooklyn and stopped under a tree to rest my weary thumb.

When across the road, I spied a bunch of kids from the local orphanage, peering up wistly at a billboard, Advertizing the cops in Robert's picture, saying in the power. All I had to my name was a couple of bucks, and I hadn't eaten until all my stomach was sitting poison-tendled as to my brain.

Well, what chances does stomach have against the cops in Robert's picture? Well, all right, kids, calm down now, I made you a beer once to make a speech. Oh, gosh, it was severe. Well, it'll only be a small speech, Donnie.

I've got to get tennis before the price is changed. Now, look, kids, I promised the making You'll be back in time for dinner. So you'll only have time to see the picture three times. Oh, well, okay, okay, three and a half times.

But you, young kids, will have to take a nap during the newsreel. Now, kids, listen. I have only enough money for myself and twelve half-pies tickets. So remember, if the cashier wants to know your age, you're only eleven.

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