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Hiya, babe! Say, how about... Ouch! Does that answer your question, buddy? The Adventures of Maisie, starring Anne Southern. You all remember Metro Golden Bear's famous Maisie pictures? In just a moment, you'll hear Maisie in radio, starring the same glamorous star you all went to see and loved on the screen Anne Southern, but first you're an outman.

And Southern as Maisie. Yep, I'm Maisie like he said.

Maisie, revere from Brooklyn. I'm in show business, you know. If you're putting on a musical, I'll be glad to sing, dance, tell funny stories, or even sweep up the place. Yep, the theatre's in my blood, but if I don't start eating more often, there'll be very little else in it.

I've always wanted a job with a little more security, and I've thought about working in post office, but there's no future. Even after you learn the business, you can't open your own post office. So I keep on making the rounds of the book and agents and producers and do a little phone slot feeling on the side.

Sometimes I'd pick up as much as a half a buck. It depends on how I'm feeling. Well today I was just about to leave Mrs. Kennedy's room and house where my boyfriend Eddie Jordan and I live when the phone rang.

The city editor of one of the newspapers wanted to see me, so I hurried right down to his office. Hey, where's your head, my friend? Um, did you want to see me, Mr. Crun? Why do you think I sent for you? Now sit down and shut up!

Mr. Crunst, this is going to hurt you more than it does mean. Ouch, you hit me! Yeah, that's absolutely correct. You're fired. Okay, give me my two weeks pay and I'll go. Pick it up at the cashier's office. Wait a minute, I haven't even hired you yet.