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Universal Elixir

The Adventures of Maisie · February 15, 1951 · 29 min · 3,418 words

The transcript of “Universal Elixir”, an episode of The Adventures of Maisie first broadcast February 15, 1951. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Adventures of Maisie plays The Adventures of Maisie free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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I say how about. Does that answer your question, buddy? The adventures of Maisie. I'll remember Metro Golden Bears. Hey, at the moment, you will hear Maisie and Radio. Star, you all went to see and loved on the screen.

I said Maisie was there, Brooklyn. Brooklyn, and I believe it because I've personally walked over all of them.

I'm in tell goodness that the ends I'm either walking to a job that's ready to fold or walking back from them on this hat. In this case, I just went with a sock company playing in a play called the Cherry Orchard.

I hope the audience is understood as I didn't. And when they cut the orchard down in the last act, I wanted to go out and help chop. Well, this morning I was walking along the road in the rolling hill country and the steamy and the clouds were so beautiful I could hardly feel the shellac and my feet were taken.

Then I heard a car pull up behind me and stop. Good morning young lady! Oh! What up, extend dive into those bushes? Oh, hello. Hello? My presumptuousness, but may I offer you a ride in this ancient, but honorable old chariotives?

Well, I don't know. Well, I always stop and ask every beautiful young girl, if she wouldn't care to ride in the next town, where the country's most notorious race, woman, chaser and liberty, a fifty years ago.

Well, I must admit that's a very frank approach. Oh, yes. I've always found that honesty was the best policy occasionally. Ha ha ha. But if you don't feel safe sitting up here with such an un-sanctified character, you can ride in the trailer behind.

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