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The Orphanage

The Adventures of Maisie · December 14, 1950 · 27 min · 3,879 words

The transcript of “The Orphanage”, an episode of The Adventures of Maisie first broadcast December 14, 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Adventures of Maisie plays The Adventures of Maisie free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Hiya babe, say how about... Ouch! Does that answer your question buddy? The Adventures of Maisie, Starring and Southern. You all remember Metro Golden Mares, famous Maisie pictures. In just a moment you'll hear Maisie in radio.

Starring the same Glamorous Star, you all went to see and loved on the screen and Southern. But first, you're an announcer. Maisie! As Maisie! Yeah, by Meiji like the fellow just said, Meiji revere.

Just a girl who don't go round looking for trouble. If trouble wants me, it can come and find me. But the trouble is, it always does. Like today, for instance, I'd answered and add to work as a governess for some rich family, and quit after one day.

The reason? Backward child and forward father. I was traveling back home to Brooklyn and stopped under a tree to rest my weary thumb. When across the road I spied a bunch of kids from the local orphanage, peering up whistling at a billboard, advertising the cops in Robert's picture playing in town.

All I had to my name was a couple of bucks and I hadn't eaten until long. My stomach was sitting in poison pen lettuce to my brain, but, well, what chances are stomachs have against the cops in Robert's picture?

Well, all right, kids, calm down now, I made you a beer once to make a seat. Oh, gosh, Miss Levere. Well, it'll only be a small speech, darling. I got to get finished before the prices change.

Now, look, kids, I promised the maid to net the orthonics that you'll be back in time for dinner. So you'll only have time to see the picture three times. Oh, good. Oh, well, okay, okay, three and a half times.

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