Dude Ranch

Hiya, Dave. Say, how about a little... Ow. Does that answer your question, buddy? The Adventures of Maisie, Starring and Southern. You all remember Metro Golden Mayor's famous Maisie pictures. In just a moment, you will hear Maisie in radio, Starring the same glamour star you all went to see and loved on the screen,

and Southern. But first, you're anouncer. And Southern as Maisie. Yep, I'm Maisie, like the man said. Maisie revered from Brooklyn and how I wish I was there right now instead of Texas.

But two days now, ever since the show I was in folded, I've been walking across the state backwards with my thumb in the air. They call it hitchhiking, but for me it's been all hiking and no hitchhining.

Around here they got ranchers so big the gas station guy told me that new married couples go out to milk the cows and their children bring home the milk. milk. I told him I knew that joke, but after walking it, I believed every word of it was true. I was about ready to quit one day when a card given by a woman came up beside me

and stopped. So hop right in. Thanks. Say, stranger. Yeah, partner. Seems to me like I know you. Didn't you climb the side of a back building and see the rapids as a balahoo for a traveling carnival once?

I wonder what's right. But that was me. They build me as Maisie Waver girl squirrel. Well sure, that's it. You're Maisie. Well, how'd you get? Well, don't you remember the team of Harry and Francis?

Oh sure. And you're Francis. No, I'm Harry. But Harry, you know, I call Francis Frank. Oh yeah, I remember. You did a Western act at Trick Riding and Rovington and Chilton. That's right. And you used to screw a light bulb into each ear and your husband would shoot them out.