Presides Over Apes

Tarzan of the Apes brought to you from out the pages of Edgar Wright's borough's exciting book. Deep in the forest fastness Tarzan sits on the hollow mound of earth that is the dumb dumb of the great Apes.

Majestically he presides over the tribal meeting of his brothers the Apes. Before him comes Tana whimpering. Tana complains that Guntor her mate has bitten her on the side. You're going to go to the corner of the house and ask what he means by biting Tana.

The great apes idle slowly for Tarzan. Gunto complains that Tana is lazy. She will not bring him beetles. Will not scratch his back. She's gone from the tribe for hours at a time. In short, she's not paying sufficient attention to the mate who protects her in times of trouble.

Oh, I'm the hero of the world. I'm the hero of the world. I'm the hero of the world. Father and lectures them both on their duty toward one another. Father must mend her ways, and the country must not bite Father anymore, or else Father and will give him a taste of the gleaming night the apes fear.

The country grows deep in his frozen ambles away. Father whimpers and retires to the shade of the spreading trees. Before the piece of justice shuffles Mungo, an old ape whose fighting days are passed. Through toothless gums he mumbles the takla.

The sullen brooding ape who recently killed one of Volcanis tribe is missing from his haunt. Ludon a gourpal guy? Our them questions the old fellow, but Mungo can give no further information. Malud, pakla, what can be Volcanis?

A kumis, Volcanis. Azan calls aloud to the tribe asking for information of any who know a talk less well about, but none can tell him. Azan's brow wrinkles in meditation. Once before, a talkler had run amok and left a fail of devastation in his wake.