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Short Order

Suspense · August 16, 1945 · 29 min · 4,406 words

The transcript of “Short Order”, an episode of Suspense first broadcast August 16, 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Suspense plays Suspense free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Now the Romerwine Company of Fresno, California presents... Suspense! Tonight, Romerwine's bring you short order. A suspense play produced, edited and directed for Romerwine's by... William Speer. Suspense!

Radio's Outstanding Theatre of Thrills is presented for your enjoyment by Romerwine's. That's R-O-M-A. Roma wines, those excellent California wines that can add so much pleasantness to the way you live, to your happiness in entertaining guests, to your enjoyment of everyday meals.

Yes, right now a glass full would be very pleasant. As Roma wines bring you short order, a remarkable tale of... ...Suspense! Thank you very much. Come back. Bailey's diner. Well, this is Mr. Bailey speaking.

Oh, oh, I'm sorry, uh, you're just a little late on that. I hired a fry cook day before yesterday. I'm sorry I forgot to tell the newspaper to stop running that ad until this morning.

I got a good man. No, no, one man's all I need. Just got a small place here. That's all right. Bye. See that, Johnson? You better keep on your toes. No, no, Mr. Bailey. You're not careful, you know?

Well, what's the matter? Don't you want to take my money? Oh, sure. Yes. Yes, of course, sir. 75 out of 1. 5, 1. Thank you. Okay. Hey, Johnson. Johnson, good Lord. Did you see that man's face?

Yeah, you're telling me. It's enough to haunt your dreams. Kind of made you nervous, didn't you, Mr. Bailey? Well, after all, it's kind of a shock to look up and see you. Yeah, I noticed you hung kinda close to that gun, you keep under the gas register.

Did I? Automatic reflex, I guess. Oh, poor guy, I ought to be ashamed. Probably got that way in an explosion accident or something, you know. Yeah, looks like a plastic surgery job. Only some doctor like Frankenstein must have done the surgery.

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