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Lt Langer's Last Collection

Suspense · February 28, 1960 · 24 min · 2,824 words

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And now, related to keep you in. When a man stops by at your place of business for a little collection, it's usually because somebody is collecting from him. Well, let's find out who that collector is as we bring you Lieutenant Langer's last collection by George Bamber in just one minute.

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Munch of, munch of, munch of, munch of burritos with corn chips. Lieutenant Langer. Long time. I thought you had been transferred.

I was, Bruno. I was. Then what are you doing in town? Let's just say I came to look up an old friend. About what? A personal matter. Maybe we better go in the back. Very well.

Looks like you're doing alright for yourself now. Oh, I repair a few watches, make a few dollars on small loans. What is it you wanted to see me about you know Bruno life in the sticks is bad Easy to get in a jam out there come to the point. What is it you want two thousand dollars hot you heard me?

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