Feathers

And now, a tale well calculated to keep you in, saw Spence. You pull that trigger. You kill me, feathers, and I'll come back and haunt you. I'll come back and haunt you for the rest of your days.

Don't you forget that. Listen now to Act 1 of Feathers, starring Lawson Zirby, and written especially for Spence by Jonathan Bundy. Okay. Right now, what's the gag?

What's the idea of trying to make God like he wasn't here? Because I thought maybe it was you for this. That's me. I want to know where you've been. Well, ain't been out collecting for me.

Why, I got a couple. Well, well, well, well. Now, look at that. Now, that's what I call a real nice-looking settle luggage, Petey. I'm glad you like it. Yeah, yeah. You know, I had a feeling today.

You know those feelings I get, P.D. when the stars and the moon need right for me? Like that astrology, you know that star reader said, the one I go to to have my fortune to all of them.

Oh, that's just a lot of superstition feathers. Oh, well you call it superstition, huh? When one of them lucky horseshoes I got fell off the wall this morning, when all of a sudden this lucky rabbit's foot here starts kicking around in my pocket, you call that superstition?

Yes, I do. Well, I don't. Because they told me something was wrong, P.D., so that's why I come up here looking for you. And what do I find? Said to you out on a job, you locked up in here with all this nice new fancy luggage.

Oh, what? And all full up too. Now how about that? You were... You thinking of maybe taking a little trip, Petey boy, huh? Oh, come on. Now you wouldn't be keeping any secret from your old pal feathers, would you?