Two Birds with One Stone

Now the Romo Wine Company of Fresno, California presents Suspents! Oh, wines bring you this suspenseful play call Two Birds with One Stone Starring Mr. Dana Andrews Suspents is presented for your enjoyment by Romo Wines. That's R-O-M-A Romo Wines. Those excellent California wines that can add so much plessiveness to the way you live.

To your happiness and entertaining guests. To your enjoyment of everyday meals. Yes, right now a glass full would be very pleasant. As Roma wines bring you a remarkable tale of suspense. And with two birds with one stone, and with the performance of Mr. Dana Andrews, Roma wines hope indeed to keep you in...

Suspense! You ready? That's the boy. That's the lord. Oh, not so loud. You want to surprise him. You don't want him to hear it before his birthday, do you? All right, all right, all right.

I put the recorder on and you're only to speak when I tell you to. Now, do you understand? Here we go. Shh. Walter. Hello, Walter. This is Eleanor, Walter, and this. Speak, speak, speak. This is Tracy.

And we're saying happy birthday from your loving wife and your faithful dog, Tracy. Isn't Tracy a smart dog louder? He can talk, can't you, Tracy? Speak up. Speak up. Tell us everything you know. You didn't know Tracy could talk, did you?

But he can. He knows lots of things. Tell us everything you know, Tracy. Now that's enough. That's enough, Tracy. Do you want to hear us? There. On a records finish. We'll mark the label. Not to be played until May 17, 1945.

Eleanor and Tracy. There. Tomorrow we'll play it for the first thing in the morning. I bet you're the first dog that's ever made a record. Now what do you know about that, huh? Yes, dear.