A Present for Benny

And now, tonight's presentation of Radio's Outstanding Theater of Thrills, Sus Fence. Tonight, we bring you a story of Christmas shopping and a present that went astray. We call it a present for Benny. So now, starring Jack Prusian, here is tonight's suspense play, a present for Benny.

They got a gorgeous ermine on sale at Halgrim's. Just gorgeous love.

Later, later. Give me the rest of the mail. And not the bills. Sure, baby dog. Oh honey pot, it's gorgeous. Like the stuff you got in that big job last month. Uh, uh, huh. I got, you know.

You got something wrong, lovers. Shut up. Are you call me, boss? Who called you? You want to get thrown out the window? He's all upset with the unacron of a letter. Sure, I'm upset. You're listening to this.

They're Ricky. I'm sending you this letter like kind of X-Men's greeting. I got a holiday feeling to me, so I'm gonna give you the new straight. Me and my boys is the ones who hijacked that load of fuzz from you last month because you were a dirty, no good thing.

I'm stating to you that there ain't no room for the two of us in this town. So me and the boys is moving you out. You were a big chisler, and if you don't drop dead Dad, when you read this, me and the boys will pump you full of lead.

Next time we say you, you are truly an Amarixmus machine gun Benny. He's a dirty rat. Baby honey, you could give it to me for Christmas. It's only two Gs and it's just gorgeous. The cool of you shut your trap.