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The Windy City Six

Suspense · February 8, 1951 · 29 min · 4,545 words

The transcript of “The Windy City Six”, an episode of Suspense first broadcast February 8, 1951. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Suspense plays Suspense free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Oderlight and its 96,000 dealers present. Sauspens. Tonight, Oderlight brings you a story of murder in the roaring twenties, the Windy City Six, starring Mr. Fred McMurray and featuring Red Nichols and his five pennies. Before our play begins, here is a word about Oderlight from our good friend, Harlow Wilcox.

Well, hello, Senor Wiecka. Greetings, Perpito. My popular purveyor of potent and peppery plates. How goes? Who knows, I am fulfilled with excitement like a... Like an auto light stayful battery is filled with quick dependable starting power and long life.

Cizzy. Well, why the glee, my merry muchacho? Could it be your auto light stayful, the battery that needs water only three times a year in normal car use? Cizzy, amigo, because with it, I never worry.

Ha ha! And what's more, Papito, the auto-light stay-full gives longer life, as proved by tests conducted according to accepted life cycle standards. Heh heh, this is long within my policy-est? Ah, there's no siesta with the auto-light stay-full, Papito.

Those fiberglass mats protecting every positive plate prevent shedding and flaking, and keep the stay-full power filled for you. For me? Sure! You and every motorist who visits his neighborhood auto-light battery dealer for an auto-light stay-full.

the battery that needs water only three times a year in normal car use because you're always right with auto light. And now with the windy city six and the performance of Mr. Fred McMurray auto light hopes once again to keep you in sus spend.

Happened some time ago. By some time I mean those days when moonlight on the Ganges was a must at the country club dance when our nurse was considered snappy repartain.

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