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Pearls Are a Nuisance

Suspense · April 19, 1945 · 29 min · 4,823 words

The transcript of “Pearls Are a Nuisance”, an episode of Suspense first broadcast April 19, 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Suspense plays Suspense free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Now the Roma Wine Company of Fresno, California presents My Roma Wine bring you a play of suspense and smile Starring William Bendix and Alan Jocelyn The Spence is presented for your enjoyment by Roma Wine That's R-O-M-A Roma Wine Those excellent California wines that can add so much pleasantness to the way you live

To your happiness and entertaining guests To your enjoyment of everyday meals Yes, right now a glass full would be very pleasant, as Roma wines bring you a remarkable tale of suspense. And with Raymond Chandler's satirical suspense tale, pearls are a nuisance.

And with the performances of William Bendix and Alan Jocelyn, Roma wines open D to keep you in suspense. It's quite true I wasn't doing anything that morning except looking at a blank sheet of paper in my typewriter and thinking about writing a letter.

It's also quite true that I don't have a great deal to do any morning, but I like not doing anything. It gives me something to do. And I don't like telephone calls, but then they're fair with it.

That's why I have two telephones, one a public phone that I can ignore, and the other a private phone, which I better answer if I know what's good for me and I do. What did you say, darling?

Oh, I said good morning, dear. How are you, darling, busy? Yes, no. Mostly no. Why? Somebody has stolen Mrs. Kenmurdick's pearls, and I want you to find them. Uh, possibly you think you have the police department on the line.

This is the residence of Walter Gage. Walter Gage speaking. If you aren't out here in less than half an hour, you'll receive a small parcel by registered mail containing a diamond engagement ring. I'll tell Mr. Gage when he comes in.

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