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A Good and Faithful Servant

Suspense · June 2, 1952 · 29 min · 4,319 words

The transcript of “A Good and Faithful Servant”, an episode of Suspense first broadcast June 2, 1952. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Suspense plays Suspense free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Auto-light and its 98,000 dealers bring you Mr. Jack Benny in tonight's presentation of suspense Tonight Auto-light presents a story about a man who worked for 30 years to prepare a most unique Personal retirement plan the story is called a good and faithful servant our star mr. Jack Benny Well, the Legislative Luminary. How are you, Senator?

My car is giving me trouble, Harlow. Your car? What's wrong with it, Senator? Well, it gets going slower than a loser leaving office. It rides rougher than a tax debate and uses more gas. There's a three-day filibuster.

Well, it may be spark plug trouble, Senator. Spark plug should be checked every three to four thousand miles. So, see your nearest auto-light spark plug dealer. His exclusive auto light plug check indicator will quickly show the exact condition of your spark plugs.

If they're worn out or wrong for your style of driving, he'll recommend resistor or standard type ignition engineered auto light spark plugs for smoother performance, quick starts, and gas savings. Sounds like a propitious proposal, Harlow.

How do I find this auto light spark plug dealer? I just phone Western Union by number and ask for operator 25. quickly tell you the name of your nearest auto light spark plug dealer where you can get the finest spark plug service money can buy. And remember from bumper to tail light you're always right with auto light. And now with the performance of Mr. Jack Benny

auto light presents transcribed a good and faithful servant hoping once again to keep you in so spins. I know you've been through a lot Mr. Fenton but if you could just try to recall anything else about the appearance of the two lieutenant couldn't this wait fenton has spent 14 horrible hours locked in a vault and while I had

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