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The Greatest Thief in the World

Suspense · June 21, 1951 · 30 min · 3,961 words

The transcript of “The Greatest Thief in the World”, an episode of Suspense first broadcast June 21, 1951. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Suspense plays Suspense free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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You are about to hear a story suggested by actual events so that no innocent person shall suffer names and places have been changed Auto-life and its 96,000 dealers bring you a story from the front pages of our great metropolitan newspapers a story taken from life tonight's presentation of sauce fans tonight Auto-life presents mr. James Mason as the greatest thief in the world and

A sounding case drawn from the unclosed files of Scotland Yard. See, see, come and see to see. Hi, Pupido. Why are the worried look? Fosseñor Wilcox. Well, my car, she's jerky and my wife come and see that he's mad.

Oh, maybe it's worn out spark plugs. Come and see that the spark plugs? No, no, no. I mean, if your car's spark plugs are worn out, it's liable to hop the highway like a hiccuping hippo.

And start sluggish as a sleepy snail. Ah, but what to do, Senor? Why, get that badly behaving buggy to your nearest auto-light spark plug dealer. His exclusive auto-light plug check indicator will show the exact condition of your spark plugs and whether they're right for your type driving.

If cleaning or adjustments are needed, he's got all the equipment to give you the best spark plug service money can buy. See, see? But what if they are worn out? Then your auto light spark plug dealer will install a set of standard or resistor type, ignition engineered auto light spark plugs to give you smoother performance, quick starts,

and gas things. See your auto light spark plug dealer soon, because you're always right with auto light. And now with the greatest thief in the world and the performance of Mr. James Maiton, Or the light hopes once again to keep you in.

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