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Mission Completed

Suspense · December 1, 1949 · 29 min · 4,219 words

The transcript of “Mission Completed”, an episode of Suspense first broadcast December 1, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Suspense plays Suspense free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Since 96,000 dealers present Mr. James Stewart in Mission completed. A suspense play, reduced and edited by William Speer. RSP, AL, RSP. Hey, I'm the Auto Light Resistor Spark Plug salesman here. I know, Harlow, but I'd like to get into plug for the plug too.

Well, let's have it again. Sure, AL, RSP. Yes, ALRSP, Auto Light Resistor Spark Plug. And only Auto Light Resistor Spark Plug has that exclusive built-in 10,000-ohm Auto Light Resistor. That means 200% longer electrode life, less spark plug interference with radio and television.

Why, with wide gap auto light resistor spark plugs your engine idle smoother, runs better on leaner gas mixtures, actually saves you gas. So friends, see your auto light spark plug dealer and have him install a set of the new sensational auto light resistor spark plugs in your car.

Remember, you're always right with auto light. And now with the performance of James Stewart in Mission Completed, a special Pearl Harbor anniversary drama, AutoLite hopes once again to keep you in SUS SPAN. Are you alright for the night Tom?

How do you know when he's alright? Tom and I have a secret code, don't we Tom? He blinks once for yes and twice for no. Are you okay Tom? Night. Okay, sure I'm okay. I've been okay ever since I got liberated from Sagamo prison in Tokyo in 1945.

Yeah, ever since I woke up in this veterans hospital four years ago, I've been okay. I got nothing to do but life flat in my back and let my eyes wander over the ceiling and look at Suki smiling down at me.

Suki seems to smile down at me from a little plaster square ceiling that reminds me of the prison yard in Sagamo. He can't help smiling on the laughin' because... He knows I can't get at him.

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