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Too Many Smiths

Suspense · June 13, 1946 · 29 min · 4,224 words

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Now, Roma wines are all M.A. made in California for enjoyment throughout the world. Roma wines present... Suspense! Tonight, Roma wines bring you Mr. Hume Cronin, who is currently being seen in the Metro Golden Mayor production the Green Years as star of Too Many Smiths, a suspense play produced, edited and directed for Roma wines by William Spier.

Susfence, Radio's Outstanding Theater of Thrills, is presented for your enjoyment by Roma wines. That's R-O-M-A Roma wines, those excellent California wines that can add so much pleasantness to the way you live, to your happiness and entertaining guests, to your enjoyment of everyday meals.

Yes, right now a glass full would be very pleasant, as Roma wines bring you Hume Cronin in a remarkable tale of... I saw a spin! Right in here, Doc. What happened, Sergeant Hurley? I'll pick this guy up in a table.

I'm looking for him for three days. He's standing in a crowd screaming somebody made a sucker at him. Then, while I'm gonna have a look at him. Alright, now, I'm always gonna hurt you. You made a sucker at him.

Hurry goes again. Who made a sucker at him? Yeah, she made a sucker at him. I did it. Hand me my hand. What are you gonna do, Doc? Give him something to quiet him down.

I think he's pulling an act. I'm out of town. Maybe a temporary insanity. You know, pull up his sleeve. Come on, you. She made a sucker out of me. Who did? Who made a sucker out of me?

Fate. It was fate. Yeah. Yeah, that was in the gag. This guy's crazy. Maybe. That's fine. I've got him. Yeah. That stuff put him to sleep. Sure. How long will he be under? He brought ten hours.

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