Love, Honor, or Murder

Auto-light and its 96,000 dealers present Thus pens Tonight, Auto-light brings you love, honor, or murder Thus pens play produce and edited by William Spear and starring Cathy and Elliot Lewis Hello Alice Yeah, this is Helen Look kid, I'm not gonna be able to go to the dance after all Well, Harry works the late shift to that taxi of his

So I've gotta stay home and look at the four walls again So fed up sometimes I feel like leaving this house and Harry and the whole works. Believe me, the only reason I have is because I need the money to do it.

Seven years of wedded bliss. All I need to show for it is a stinking place. If I ever get my hands on a thousand bucks I'd get out of here so fast that it'd make it.

I said if I had a thousand bucks I'd kiss off Harry so fast that it'd make it. Hold it a minute, Alice. Somebody came in. That you, Harry? Yeah. Me. Came home early. Well, if you expect to find dinner at this hour, you're going to be disappointed.

It's Harry, Alice. Honey. What was I saying? Oh, yeah. It's the same. Honey, cut the conversation. Something's happened. What? I said cut the conversation. Here, give me that phone. Well, phone. Alice, hello, Claudia, later.

Goodbye. Big man. Maybe. You know what I got here? $12,000. Yes. Yes, in a moment, Cathy and Elliot Lewis, and a tale well calculated to keep you in... a spend. Wilcox, where do you spend your summer vacation?

On the open road, half my half-less pedestrian, enjoying the remarkable performance of my auto-light stay-full battery, the battery that needs water only three times a year in normal car use. Ah, what, sweet stay-fullment? Correction, Wilcox, you mean sweet full-fillment.