Rave Notice
Suspense · October 12, 1950 · 29 min · 4,077 words
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Auto light and its 96,000 dealers present are spent I Auto light bring you rave notes a suspense play starring mr. Milton Burl Ring out you him of hate ring out send word that all who listen no no no no no no no no Now what you're supposed to be an actor not a far corn yes, sir
By what standards do you consider yourself to be an actor? You're persecuting me. I'd persecute nobody. The man cannot play a rosies replaced. Replaced? There goes that persecution talk again. Replace me and I'll kill you.
Witnesses, he's threatening me. Then don't talk of replacement. I'm not kidding, Norman. Replace me and I'll kill you. In just a moment, Mr. Milton Burrell, in the first act of rave notice. They will talk. I say will talk.
I hear you're a campaign manager. You bet, Senator, and my candidate has fitched to win. What's his name? You're kidding, aren't you, Senator? He's the famous auto-light, stateful battery. My candidate is so well known that every valiant voter wants his valor and veracity.
What's his platform? Why, the famous auto-light, stateful battery needs water only three times a year in normal car use, Senator. And he's running on a platform to give longer life. 70% longer life, in fact.
As proved by test conducted according to the society of automotive engineers, engineers minimum lifecycle standards and that's really an endorsement. Is your candidate prepared for a long cycle in office will cope? He sure is, Senator, because every positive plate of the auto light stayful battery is protected with a fiberglass retaining mat to help reduce
flaking and shedding. So friends, join the crowd voting for the auto light stayful battery, the battery that needs water only three times a year in normal car use. See your neighborhood auto light battery dealer.
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