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3x-xx-xx ep064 The Statue of Irony

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The makers of X-Lax, the original chocolate adlactative, present strange as it seems. You wouldn't give up present day talking movies for the old time flickers, of course not. You demand the modern things, even when it comes to taking a laxative.

Most people today are unwilling to go through the nose-holding breath-taking audio of swallowing an old-fashioned unpleasant catholic. They know that with X-Lax, the matter of taking a laxative becomes as sipple and enjoyable as eating a piece of delicious chocolate. Furthermore, X-Lax is mild and gentle, yet as thorough as any laxative you should take. But because it's correctly timed and takes

six to eight hours to be effective, it's kind to your system. So why not try this modern, dependable corrective? Once you do, you'll never dream of taking an old-fashioned or unpleasant laxative again. You'll find X-Lax is good for everyone at your house. Youngsters and older folks too, only 10 cents at any drugstore or 25 cents for the more economical family size.

The Statue of Irony, New York Harbor, the famous skyline soaring up into the air, thousands of ships large and small steaming in and out of the harbor, coming from every country in the world, leaving for the farthest points on the campus.

Residing over all the sea-stoest energy stands the serene Statue of Liberty enlightening the world. Her lamp means many things to many people. To some it means the start of a new life. The dawn of hope for the Americans landing on Ellis Island. Look at her. The statue of Liberty, pending there in the harbor with her lamp.

Her that lamp means happiness at the last. It means happiness. over the trail of inspection over the right. Stand in line, please. Help me, section. To others, it means home again. A place where a man can speak his own language.

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