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3x-xx-xx ep016 The Worlds Smartest Counterfeiter

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The makers of X-Lax present, Strange as it seems. Another program proving that fact is stranger than fictional, bringing you the most thrilling and amazing happenings, some of them almost beyond belief, yet every one of them true.

If you doubt anything you hear on the Strange as it seems program, write in and you can get the proof. However, here's one fact that needs no proof. X-Lax is the most popular laxative in the whole wide world.

Over 46 million boxes were bought last year in America alone. There must be a reason for such an astounding record. There are several reasons. X-Lax is milder, gentler, yet with all its mildness and gentleness, it is thoroughly effective.

Then, too, X-Lax is such a delight to take. It tastes just like delicious chocolate. Next time you need a laxative for any member of the family, ask for X-Lags at any drug store. It's only 10 cents a box.

The world's smartest counterfeiter. You are looking into a large room with the North Window, high above the noise of the city. Under this window stands a man, deeply ungrossed in his work. He is working with a microscope attached to one eye and is carefully examining a copper engraving.

So in taintancy that he does not hear the door open. Clothes. How you coming, Sam? Huh? Oh, oh, John. Give me the jitters sneaking up on me like that. Nearly finished? Sure. Take it easy, will ya?

Colorfettin isn't any fast, John. So loud, not so loud. Someone's moving into the office next door. Kinda don't know what's going on in here. What's the matter with you, Joe? You're all nervous. You know what the boss will say if we have to move again.

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