The Unhappy Baboon
Short · Story Lady · 130 words
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All right, get this. Once upon a time in the deep dark jungle, there lived an unhappy baboon, who was always unhappy because he could never make friends and keep them. One day he decided to visit the king and asked, why can I not make friends and keep them a wise king?
Shortly after I meet someone, they become distant and leave me. What can I do, wise king? much deep thought the king replied. I think you would keep your friends a lot longer if you take a shower once in a while and quit exposing yourself.
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