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Forest Ranger and Grizzly

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Once upon a time in Yosemite National Park, there was a forest ranger named Harold, and he loved to live outdoors and swim in the cold river all year round. The other rangers made extra money sending grizzly bits over the balls in a barrel, but not Harold, he thought that was cruel.

One evening, a huge, fierce-looking grizzly bear stopped him in the forest and growled out of my way. But Harold looked him right in the eye and said, Bears can't talk, and with that, the bear did an incredible thing.

He ripped both of Harold's arms off and shoot them right up, and from that day on Harold stopped liking grizzly bears. Thank you, story lady. Next time.

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