The Tortoise and the Hare

Once upon a time there was a race between a tortoise and a hare, but the hare went to sleep and the tortoise won. That's all, Story Lady? Uh-huh. Well, that's an awfully short story. Yes. Well, there are short ones and long ones, right?

But Story Lady... Look, I'm in a hurry. I've got to buy some musketel for the weekend. So let me out of here a little early, okay? But what about your fan, Story Lady? Let them get their own musketel.

Now, am I going out that door past you? Over you are throw you! Hey! Thank you, story lady. Be sure you're listening next time, boys and girls. This is the kind of one few people know exists.

Glamorous, popular, wealthy. A complete image of goodness and beauty, but devoted to destruction.