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The Frog Prince

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Today's story is one that I call the frog prince and it goes something like this. Once upon a time in a kingdom far away, an evil witch put a curse on a handsome young prince and turned him into a frog, telling him that he would remain a frog until a beautiful princess came along and gave him a kiss.

Many years passed, and then one day, a lovely princess was skipping Galy along in the garden of her castle near a pond. All of a sudden, she spied a frog on a lily pad. Oh, what a cute little froggy, she exclaimed.

And with that, she picked up the frog and gave it a kiss. Instantly, she got a whole bunch of warts on her lips. Thank you, story lady. He's listening next time, boys and girls, when the story lady tells the heartwarming story of the St. Valentine's Day Massacre.

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