Scared Witless

You'll on May Day, May Day, please. Listen, why doesn't Pacific be the one airline? It would miss what everybody thinks about up there, but nobody talks about it. Which is? Even with the nice food and the drinks and the stereo earphones, what we're really wondering on any airline is.

Yes. Are we gonna get there in one piece? The passengers don't appear that nervous. Oh, we have our pride. Outside we're Bogart all the way. But inside we're Peter Lorry, trapped in a cast of blank a hotel room with no hope of escape and sweating profusely.

We try to get you to relax, son Pacific. You want to get me to relax on an airplane? Let's hear a few calming words from the pilot now and then. Anything. Maybe you're right. Perhaps Pacific should be the airline to do more things and fly to help people relax.

We don't ask for much. Just an occasional greeting from the captain to let us know he didn't bail out back there somewhere.