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Nuttin For Christmas

Song · Stan Freberg · 1955 · 2 min · 143 words

The transcript of “Nuttin For Christmas”, an episode of Stan Freberg from 1955. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Santa's North Pole Radio plays Stan Freberg free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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I'm Johnny's head, somebody sneck on me I hit a frog in sister's bed, somebody sneck on me I felt something on mommy's rug, I made Tommy eat a buck For some gum with a pen-less slug, somebody sneck on me So, teachers share, somebody sneck on me I tied a knot in Surling's hair, something sneck on me

I did a dance on mommy's plans, climbed a tree and tore my pen Filled a sugar bowl with ants, somebody stitched on me Somebody... Where's the silverware, little boy?

And a jewelry? Same places last time, how about my cut? The usual? The usual? Join me on a chorus, okay? Why not? I'm Death and Death in Buckishman! I'm the young daddy, I'm mad! I'm Death and Death in Buckishman!

I'm the guy ain't been nothing but mad! Have a good season. Excellent.

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