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The Image of Evil

Space Patrol · April 17, 1954 · 29 min · 4,867 words

The transcript of “The Image of Evil”, an episode of Space Patrol first broadcast April 17, 1954. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Space Patrol plays Space Patrol free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Nestle is quick for the greatest tasting chocolate milk, and those famous Nestle chocolate bars present Space the Cloud! I adventurer in a wild vast species of space, visions of daring in the name of inner planetary justice, travel into the future with Buzz Tory, Commander in Chief of the Space the Cloud!

In today's transcribed space, we're told to venture Buzz and Happy are testing a new spaceship out the armless tetern orbit. Suddenly they find themselves on a collision course with another spaceship. That pilot must be crazy. He suddenly changed vector right towards it.

He's not trying to base his actions. So it's up to us. Firestarbit rockets. Commander, he's still coming at it. Captain, ship with the robot, full guided missile. You don't blow it up. It's going to hit us.

Stand by the fireface repeato. And in bison, fire number one. Commander, the repeater controls the team. We're gonna crash. We'll return in just a moment of today's exciting space-put-load adventure. The image of evil! Got big news today, Space Patrolers, exciting news for all of you!

So quick, get pencil and paper and keep them ready by your radio! Because in just a little while I'm going to tell you how you can get the latest, the greatest, newest surprise Humanity has for all of you!

And here it is, the new Cosmic Rocket Launcher! An exact pocket-sized model of the giant rocket used by Humanity in today's Space Patrol adventure, specially constructed of sleek durable plastic. This neat rocket is a big six inches long with a snap-on double deck scout car.

It's positioned on a brake-proof nylon launching cord, 33 feet long for distance flight. You can send it on its way by pressing the trigger on a stainless steel launching gun. And it travels down that cord with trigger fast speed.

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