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The Brain Bank and the Space Binoculars

Space Patrol · January 3, 1953 · 28 min · 5,038 words

The transcript of “The Brain Bank and the Space Binoculars”, an episode of Space Patrol first broadcast January 3, 1953. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Space Patrol plays Space Patrol free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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We checks rice checks and good hot rosten present space High adventure in the wild vast reaches of space missions of daring in the name of interplanetary justice Travel into the future with buzz party commander in chief of the space In today's transcribed adventure buzz and happy have gone to the offices of John Crozer to rescue a noted scientist

abducted by crowser. I know Professor Hagman is somewhere in this building crowser. Take us to him. I command a you're mistaken. Oh no we're not. Don't sit there under that sun lamp. Take me to Hagman. Hello right Cory if you insist.

My eyes turn off that lamp. Get him happy. I can't see. Hey George, get down. Now Cory I am going to finish you off permanently. We'll be back in just a moment with today's Space Patrol story. The brain bank and the space binoculars!

That boy sounds excited doesn't he? Well no wonder, he's just had his first taste of rice cheques, the delicious bite-sized super cereal. Wow! Same boy, yep, and the same cereal. Only it's his second bowl.

Try rice cheques yourself, gang. You'll love it. I'll say, and when you eat a good breakfast with rice cheques, you're super chai. Absolutely. So gang, try it today. righteous rice-checks. And hey, today's the day for the biggest news ever announced on Space Patrol. So stand by and I mean with pencil and paper for the most sensational message

you ever heard on Space Patrol. Not far from Space Patrol headquarters on the man-made planeteira is the Crowser Building. From his spacious offices on the top floor, John Crowser directs his far-reaching enterprises. It is Crowser's proud boast that his payroll list is virtually a scientific Hall of Fame, an interplanetary who's who of distinguished men and women in every field of science and

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