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Design for Disaster

Space Patrol · September 11, 1954 · 28 min · 4,686 words

The transcript of “Design for Disaster”, an episode of Space Patrol first broadcast September 11, 1954. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Space Patrol plays Space Patrol free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Rice checks and fleek checks. The bite-sized cereals in the red and white check-emode packages present space but tall. I, Adventure, in the wild vast beaches of space. Visions of daring in the name of interplanetary justice.

Travel into the future with one's quarry. Commander in chief of the space but tall. In today's transcribed space but tall adventure buzz in that the inventor repair shop in Mercury City. The search for a spy from interstellar space.

The room's empty, Sir. The cargo is telling the truth. The same will take cargo to headquarters for question. Commander, look. Behind the cabinet. Don't try anything, Commander. It's me. Commander, it's me with your hands up.

I'm in control here, Corey. There is a deadly invisible beam right between us. I'll drop those guns. You'll be nothing but a equal fashion. We'll return in just a moment with today's exciting space patrol adventure.

Space Patrol Adventure! Design! Or disaster! Hang on to your Space Helmut's gang, here comes Cadet Happy! Around the corner! Over the fence! And clear the way because here he is! Hi, Captain Toofel! I have a...

I've come all the shortcuts, where the big rush! You smoke and rockets, I was in a hurry to get here and tell all the Space Patrollers about this neat new surprise the Commander has for him!

Take a look, Captain, it's pretty terrific! Wow, the Space Patrol Para- School! And honest, the goodness Space Patrol Periscope with magic mirrors that let you see around corners, over fences, and around trees and over bushes, but nobody can see you!

Yes, Ari, you see without being seen over the heads of a crowd too, because the Space Patrol Periscope is a big, big 24 inches long. It's tapered special for wide-angle vision with a real mirror at the top and one of the bottom too.

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