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The Time Pirates

Space Patrol · February 19, 1955 · 29 min · 4,588 words

The transcript of “The Time Pirates”, an episode of Space Patrol first broadcast February 19, 1955. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Space Patrol plays Space Patrol free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Nestle is ever ready, the instant cocoa. Nestle is quick for great chocolate milk, and Nestle's chocolate bars now present space but full. High adventure in the vile best reaches of space, missions of daring in the name of interplanetary justice, travel into the future with Buzz Barry, Commander in Chief of the Space but Full.

In today's Transcribe Space but Full adventure, a criminal scientist has discovered a method of traveling back through time. He has taken Buzz and Happy back 14 centuries, and has left them on a desolate sea coast on the planet Earth.

I just can't realize that we're back in the year 1591. Let's take the best of it. After all our ancestors, really. And we're stuck here in the past forever? What happens is one slight chance of getting back.

Yeah? Well, what is it, Terry? Hmm. I can't remember. I feel strange. Everything's going black. What's that sound? You like them? Come on. Hey, what's happening to us? Commander! We'll be back in just a moment, but today's exciting Space Patrol story of Time Pirates!

What's new? Nestle's new! Nestle's what? Coconut! Um, Nestle's new coconut bar. That's for me. You have to eat one to believe that the bees are to one little flavor combination. Adjust an angle. Pick rich, smooth milk chocolate.

Tram to the edges with fresh toasted coconut. Such fun to eat too because it gets crisper with every bite. Can I have anything to add? Yeah. Get that happy with your cheese ads? Oh, golly, Commander. I'm sorry.

Hey, you know what happens to me when you start talking about Nestle's new coconut bar? I just close my eyes and leave this planet. Yes, sir, I imagine I'm eating one right then and there.

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