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Test for Survival

Space Patrol · March 13, 1954 · 29 min · 4,448 words

The transcript of “Test for Survival”, an episode of Space Patrol first broadcast March 13, 1954. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Space Patrol plays Space Patrol free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Rice checks and wheat checks, the bite-sized cereals and the red and light checkerboard packages present, Space Patrol! High adventure in the wild vast reaches of space, missions of daring in the name of interplanetary justice, travel into the future with Pazh Pore, Commander in Chief of the Space Patrol!

In today's Transcribed Space Patrol Adventure, Commander Kori is in a spaceship, trying to contact Gdet Hapi, Happy. Was it a space suit on the surface of Neptune's second moon? Benacore calling dead happy. Benacore calling dead happy on Neptune number two.

Happy disregard previous orders. You can break space upon silence. Come in happy. Can I have to hear Commander? This is urgent. Gargos men have orders to keep you from reaching the scout ship. I know. One of his gangs is right behind me now with a blast gun.

Better surrender to half. There's nothing else you can do. But Commander, I've got to reach that ship. I'm low on oxygen. In five minutes, all the air will be gone. We'll return in just a moment with today's exciting Space Patrol adventure test for survival.

Hey Space Patrolers, it's getting kinda late and I'm getting kinda hungry. Hey let's take time out right now for a big bowl full of rice checks. Swell Captain Toothal, rice checks, tops with me. Tops with me too, Space Patrolers, and it'll be tops with you gang.

Tops three ways, for taste, for size, or get up and go. There's one bowl. And here's one for me. when you fill up your own bowls with those neat, triple-toasted shredded rice biscuits. You're getting one spoonful after another of the easiest, tastiest, bite-sized eating ever, because rice cheques are tops for taste and size, and tops for get-up-and-go too.

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