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The Zero Ray

Space Patrol · March 27, 1954 · 29 min · 5,112 words

The transcript of “The Zero Ray”, an episode of Space Patrol first broadcast March 27, 1954. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Space Patrol plays Space Patrol free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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This checks and we checks. The right-sized serials and the right-and-white check-of-art packages present space patrol. High adventure in the wild west reaches of space. Visions of daring in the name of interplanetary justice travel into the future with Buzz Corey, Commander in Chief of the Space Patrol. In today's Transparent Space Patrol adventure, Buzz and Happy are in the surface far speeding down a highway toward Lowell City on the planet

Mars. It looks like we're gonna make it, Commander. If anyone was gonna stop us, they'd lost their... Commander, look! I see it, man. It's an atmosphere ship that's swooping down right on top of us. The Cobra game.

And there's no way we can fight them off! What they're waiting for, if that chip's on, they're closing up the blashes of pieces. Uh-oh! What's that? Magnetic holding field. Smokin' rockets are picking up the car! They're gonna help us. They cut that field with cash.

We'll return in just a moment of today's exciting space patrol adventure, the Zero Ray! Rice Chex are the perfect size. It's tops with all the guys. Bit right into a spoon, good to eat, morning, evening and noon.

Well, I, Space Patrolers, this is Captain Dick Toofeld, and that was George, the Space Patrol jingle maker, telling you in his way that rice cheques are tops for size. For flavor, tops too! Those cheques ring a bell. Anyway, eat them, rice cheques taste swell.

Tops for taste, you bet. A delicious toasted taste. Rice cheques will ring the bell with you, Space Patrolers, any way you eat it. With a good breakfast or out of the box for snack, eat rice cheques gang for a quick comeback.

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