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Zorak Devoured

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Challenges of childhood, there was always the threat of getting devoured. Someone would ask, hey, what's that kid who sits next to you in biology? Oh, her? I'd answer. She got devoured. With all the devouring going on, we couldn't even get up a decent kickball game at recess.

You'd pick someone to be on your team and boom, hey, where's my left fielder? Oh, he got devoured. Luckily, I had a buddy to watch my back. His name was Clovar. We looked out for each other. Yeah. But then one day I forgot my lunch money and uhh... well anyway that was it for Clovar.

With such a bogus childhood is it any wonder that I need a hoe?

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