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Halloween jingle 354

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I'm a regular fella just your typical Joe. I've got employment and I earn good dough. I've got two kids, a lovely wife, a home I own, a normal life. I'm honest, friendly, and sincere. Except once a year.

I'm a regular fella with a 401k. I like March, January, June, and May. I've got my health, a fancy car. I like to golf. He wants you hard. I'm cool.

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