delicate matter intro

Ladies and gentlemen, it behooves us now to speak of, well, a delicate matter. Now I know that at times I have been accused of trying to snow you people, but we all know how often it seems that a gulf, a veritable chasm, exists between management and you guys and gals.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am committed to eliminating that gap. Your concerns are my concerns. Your worries, my worries, and your problems are the problems I take to heart. I can tell you my friends that our new motto here is we're here to help.

If you're not happy with something, I want to know. Not we, not they. I personally want to know your problems. Are you frustrated? Is your career path bogging down? I want to know. Listen, I mean this. Is your schedule impossible? Why, I'll make some of those calls for you. Look, if you're really feeling overworked, why don't you leave the kids at my house and

Those I'm placed for the weekend! I'd be delighted to help you trim that hedge in the front yard! Or wash your car! Or... Or shovel your wa-