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Alligator (trailer)

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Beneath the streets, it's 36 feet long. It weighs over 2,000 pounds. And it's about to break out. We're looking at the one who saw it, and it was big. You said it was dark now. Perhaps you'll mistake.

An alligator half that size would starve in a week. You get coming up with some garbage about alligators in the sewer. Alligators in the sewers? This kit, there was no way to stop it.

The safety of the public is my job! It could be anywhere. There he is! Ready to attack at any moment. I've seen what this animal can do. You better take all the help you can get.

No one believed it.

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