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Wicker Man (PSA)

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I mean, you've got fake, fake, fake biology, fake religion. Sir, have these children never had to... Jesus. The true God, to his glory, churches, and monasteries have been built on these islands for generations past.

Now, sir, what of him? Well, he's dead. He can't complain. He had his chance and blew it. The Wicker Man, a tale unfolding in mystery, and ending in an all-consuming revelation of terror. Oh my god!

He is... Oh, in love. ...a rock shock radio with Carlos the Gate-leeper. Today's program is another one of those hodgepodge shows. We took two episodes and squeezed them down to 30 minutes... ...and...

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