Fearless Fred's (commercial)

Be needlessly afraid of the dark, run down those stairs to your fridge and prep a bottle of fearless friends, foaming, fizzgolf. Fearless friends is the only drink guaranteed to make you fearless in the face of any monster, rape or snore.

And if again, will you have to lie awake, desperately wondering what's waiting under your bed, watching your closet, what's climbing your roast trellis, and opening your window to attack you? Just pop a top off a fearless friend and guzzle your way to...

Hurry! Great for children at bedtime! Or you'll start to be anxious for your health and safety. It's always wise to run with your monsters with sharp teeth or clothes. Available in Cherry Ginger or Lemonade.