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Horrors of the Black Museum (trailer)

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You are about to see a preview of the most fantastic advance ever to be made in the history of motion picture entertainment Called hypnovista. It is a psychological technique whereby you seated in the auditorium Actually become part of the action you see on the screen Let me show you something You will feel absolutely no playing at all. How do you feel?

Fine, thank you. Well, thank you, young lady. We'll get back to removing the needles in just a few moments. This is the power of suggestion. So I suggest that you see this motion picture, see and actually feel.

No human eyes have ever seen anything like this before. Clever. I'm fiendishly clever. Ingenious enough to give us the third brutal murder in two weeks. Aren't these similar to prepare you have in your black museum?

See you down here, you stupid fool! You know I never allow any outsider to snoop around my workshop. This black museum is our private world. And now, thanks to you, it has been invaded.

Hidden from the eyes of the world in a private black museum Our savage souvenirs of culture, belonging to a man who enjoys the feel of cold steel, more than the exciting touch of warm flesh.

That's what takes me out of the room now. Give me back my cake! Not until I told you everything, but saving it up for you. Without your cane, you're only half a man. Without your money, you'd be no man at all.

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