Spaceship (trailer, 1982)

Hey Space Breaks! Welcome to the Spaceship Vertigo! Whose five-year mission is to seek out new life! Have it baptized! Teach the table manners and find a creature who doesn't have to phone home! A Starfleet Commander, J. James and we'll give you a first-hand look at what Space Adventure is all about!

Never a moment's rest. You'll be getting plenty of help from First Mate Brusinski! Seven people! Eight, fourteen, seven, three and a third. Five, seventeen... Joining them, I'm a rail officer, Annie McEew! Woo! A nice buy.

Ship's Dr. Stark! He's Stark, Raven Man! I need this organism. They'll have to call it the Stark organism. It was John who did discover the organism. You're gonna call it the John organism? And Captain Chef John!

If you really want to get your rockets off, I have to go to the bathroom. But I don't know if I'm a boy or a girl. Take your ride on the only rocket, ripin' spaceship in the universe.

Aaaaah! Oh, no. Find out what nine out of ten alien creatures what for it? Dessert! I... want to... eat... your face. We don't want this piece of snot onboard our spaceship. It could just be...

so yummy. Your face... In my tummy This creature means no harm Everyone can hear you scream Spaceship boy prohibited No food in the fridge and your hunger is growing