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Thing With 2 Heads

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The transcript of “Thing With 2 Heads”, an episode of The Night Shift shorts. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays The Night Shift shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Prove it. So they took me to this doctor's house. And when I wake up on the table, a tax to my body is ahead of a white dude. And he's looking at me eyeball to eyeball.

So I checked him out. And by looking at his face, I can tell here is a bigot. Man, this is one of the funniest pictures that you ever want to see. I mean, we go shopping, we chase chicks, we catch a few, we get chased by the fuzz. If you want to see one of the funniest

This bitch is in the world. You got to see the thing with two heads, with Ray Milan and me, Rosie Greer. The thing with two heads rated PG, instrumental guide suggested. Hey.

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