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Splatter Disco (trailer)

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The damn problem! Here in the town of Westerly, a moral firestorm has been started, over a nightclub called The Den, over liquid. It's that night club! Whatever goes on behind those doors is nothing but harmless fire.

The thing's getting worse. Why you being my boyfriend? I like to be spanked. The cheese fries on there and it just never comes out. We have three people missing, and we don't have a single quote.

You're a perverted little boy with a dirty mind. That kid is not here to that cheese law. It's your time!

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