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The 'Burbs (trailer, 1989)

Commercial · The Night Shift shorts · 1989 · 1 min · 179 words

The transcript of “The 'Burbs (trailer, 1989)”, an episode of The Night Shift shorts from 1989. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays The Night Shift shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Welcome to Mayfield Place, a typical street in the birds. Morning, Walter! Where nothing much ever happened. Well, I just took a dump on Robespiel's lawn again. Until the Clopecs moved in. Clopecs? Clopecs. Clopec. No one goes in, no one comes out.

Neighbors from hell. It was a nice place to live. He said he thinks the Clopecs are evil incarnate. Well, you're much too smart to fall for that, aren't you, honey? But now, Carol, you wouldn't want to visit there.

Ray, this is Walter. No! The birds. I'm going over the fence, and I'm not coming back until I find a dead body. Ray, do you want them to take your family, kidnap them, tear their livers out and make some kind of satanic patty?

Sir, we got a real problem. I did the gaslight on Ron! I love this street. Tom Hanks. I think we are overreacting. No. The birds. It's one hell of a neighborhood. Say hi. I think we'll see.

Screamers are coming. Their men turned inside out. Their lungs blow up and...

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